Join Club Momme for exclusive access to giveaways, discounts and more!

Sign up

How One Mom Got Her Groove Back

(No, it wasn't from having a wild fling with a significantly younger man.)

I scooted my butt up onto the chair, placed my feet in the stirrups and spread my legs. It was just six weeks after I'd popped out a baby, and my ob-gyn was checking out the state of my nether regions. She leaned in, poked and prodded, and then finally rolled her chair away from me.

"It looks like you should wait a couple weeks longer," she said.

RELATED: I Will Not Become a Mom Sex Statistic

"Two more weeks until I can do yoga!?" I cried, my eyes wild. My sanity was hanging on by a thread, and yoga was the cure.

The doctor laughed at me. "Two more weeks until you can have sex again," she said. "You're OK to do yoga."

I slumped back into the chair with relief. Hallelujah, praise the Lord.

As for the sex, my husband put the date on his calendar. The calendar in his mind that never forgets anything if it somehow pertains to sex. Especially sex we have had—or might be having—together.

Me? I spent those two weeks getting active at my regular studio again, doing vinyasas and discovering that my abs were gone. I tried not to think about the impending sexy times. After all, I was pretty sure my vagina was broken, and I was nervous about how things would feel.

When The Day of Sex finally arrived, my husband wouldn't shut up about it. He kept bringing it up, trying to insert it casually into all of our conversations, just to make sure I didn't forget that I had a by-god responsibility to have sex with him that night.

For my part, well, I felt dread. But I also felt that it had been a heckuva long time since we had been truly intimate.

But postpartum, it seemed that sex had become painful again. And I was taken back to the days when I was afraid I would never be able to find pleasure in sex.

When the time came, I changed into the schlumpy, oversized sweatpants I always wore for bed and pulled on one of the maternity tank tops that was now relegated to bedtime use because of all the extra fabric around the torso area.

"You can just stay naked," suggested my husband, sprawled out along the bed in his boxer briefs in all his tall, skinny glory.

I laughed in his face and slid beneath the covers.

We placed a giant bottle of Sliquid nearby. It had been a thousand (five) years since we had used a non-fertility-friendly lube. The Pre-Seed still lay in its shriveled, partially squeezed tube at the back corner of my dresser drawer. It seemed wrong not to finish it, but it also seemed weird to use a personal lubricant meant for couples still trying to conceive.

When the moment arrived, my husband squirted some Sliquid into my hand, and then took some for himself. After applying some to my pelvic area, I hesitated, squinting down at myself.

"Do you need more?" he asked me.

I thought about it. Then I held out my hand for the bottle and poured on approximately a gallon more.

Still, when we tried penetration, the pain was excruciating. I gritted my teeth. I tensed my thighs. I held his hips in place so that I had full control of the speed and depth of penetration.

But no matter how slow we tried to take things, I suffered. We finally decided to call it a wash.

As I hosed myself down (what a waste of lube), I couldn't help but flash back to almost 15 years ago. Back then, I was in an unhealthy relationship with a man who coerced me into giving up my virginity to him, and who then spent the entirety of our relationship making me feel self-conscious about my lack of sexual experience. After the relationship ended, I struggled with low libido and painful sex for years.

In fact, my issues with sex powered my career as a sex writer. I threw myself into that line of work as a sort of shock therapy. In addition, I asked my gynecologist for help. Lacking answers, she gave me a prescription for an ultrasound. When the ultrasound tech told me everything looked okay, I considered the fact that it might be psychological. But years with the same clinical psychologist didn't help. Neither did homoeopathy or hypnotherapy.

Nothing worked. And it seemed nothing ever would. And the problem continued well into my marriage.

Still, the more often my husband and I pushed ourselves to be intimate with each other, the less trouble I had with libido. And the more I relaxed my mind, the more I was able to relax my body. And the more I relaxed my body ... well, one day, it didn't hurt anymore.

And eventually, it felt good.

But postpartum, it seemed that sex had become painful again. And I was taken back to the days when I was afraid I would never be able to find pleasure in sex. The thought of that scared me. The thought that all the progress I had made over the years had suddenly been wiped away.

Still, the other night, we gave it another go.

RELATED: Let's Talk About (Postpartum) Sex

Again, I slid beneath the covers wearing a characteristically unflattering ensemble. Again, my husband pulled me close and kissed me. Again, he rubbed his hands up and down my back. He grasped my side and pulled my body in even tighter. His hand grazed my butt.

"Should we maybe close the door?" I asked mid-kiss, thinking about the baby across the hall.

My husband sighed loudly as he got up to close the door. "You really know how to ruin the mood," he said.

"What mood?" I asked.

"The mood I'm trying to create!"

This response caused me to giggle for a good five minutes straight, which I'm pretty sure ruined the mood even more. But when my fit of laughter passed, we tried again. We kissed. We caressed. We dry-humped and we pulled off our pants.

And then?

It wasn't the Big O, but it wasn't nothing.

Explore More: sex
More from baby