Being a mom is the best thing that has happened to me. It's even
better than catching a sweaty Backstreet Boys T-shirt (which I have done) or waiting on the Dalai Lama (he ordered lamb chops and
I feel tired on a regular basis and am constantly in need of a nap. But it's worth it: when Jagger,
Dautry and Nikos are around, I feel at peace.
Sometimes I feel like God gave me kids because I'm a great mom. Other times, I think he was just giving me more material for my stand-up comedy routine. No one has made me laugh more than my kids have. Sometimes I regret
what I say. But If I feel I have crossed the line, I
have no problem apologizing.
The sad truth about raising my kids is that I
can’t remember many events that should have been memorable. So my goal this
year is to write them down and, next New Year’s Eve, we can all go over the
events that have made a lasting impression.