On her latest tour, Taylor Swift helpfully provided her fans with a two-point list of "requirements" she has for her friends. I too happen to have a list of requirements for you if you want to be my mom friend (non-mom friends have a much shorter list.)
2. Also be okay with peanut butter and jelly and applesauce in packages (or whatever easy food means to you). Occasional inappropriately huge amounts of desserts too because, let's admit it, it's fun when they're happy even if they're going to act insane afterwards.