Three-year-olds have earned the term threenager fair and square... especially when it comes to the fashion department. Three-year-old opinions just might be even more particular than actual teenagers when it comes to getting dressed. I know my own daughter's definitely are.
Sometimes the reasons she gives for not wanting to wear a particular item are just so ridiculous I have to write them down. While reading back through my list one evening recently, I decided it would be fun to share some of my favorites. Again, I must reiterate that these are real actual reasons my threenager has given for not wanting to wear the outfits I've chosen for her.
1.ME: Handing her a striped dress
THREENAGER:"It's too stripey!"
2. ME: Handing her (God forbid) jeans
THREENAGER:"I CAN'T wear jeans! They make me feel...UGH!"
ME:"I don't know what that means."
THREENAGER:"It means I can't wear them because they're too scruffily"