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Why You Should Let George Clooney Take You Anywhere

With "Tomorrowland" opening later this month, George Clooney's been on my mind. A lot. If George Clooney walked up to me on the street and said, "Come on, we are getting in this car and I'm taking you somewhere," I'd say, "you betcha." Would I ask where we were going or how I was going to get back or be concerned that I'm getting into a strange vehicle with someone I have never met? Nope. It's CLOONEY.

For those of you who feel you need more reasons to trust this man with your lives than I do, I have compiled a comprehensive list to help justify your blind trust of this charming gent.

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10. He had a crazy mullet, but you'd still totally bang him.

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9. You'll never lack any information when it comes to politics or the state of the world. Plus he looks super foxy in a suit.

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8. Windblown Hawaiian beach hair looks good on him. Mai Tai, anyone?

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7. He looks good in a turtleneck while trying to keep your boat afloat ... did you hear me say BOAT?

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6. He rescues art from Nazis while pulling off WWII military gear and a non-ironic moustache.

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5. He has been to SPACE...

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4. ...twice!

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3. He can rescue you and provide mouth to mouth if anything happens (note to self, learn to faint on command).

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2. He can protect you from Vampires (and I'll guess zombies too).

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1. Um, he was BATMAN.

If Clooney asked you to jump in a bathtub with him, would you actually say no? I didn't think so.

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Send us a postcard from wherever you end up with him—as we all know, it really doesn't matter WHERE you are if you are with Clooney.

"Tomorrowland" opens May 22nd nationwide. Grab a group of girlfriends and make a night of it. I will be sipping cocktails and toasting to the man of everyone's dreams. Cheers, darling!

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