I recently found myself at home, alone,
and before I knew it, "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" was on TV.
I swear, I have no idea
how it happened. I grabbed the remote control to change the channel, but what
kept me watching was the chaos around Scott
Disick, the notoriously irresponsible, uninterested, self-proclaimed "asshole"
father, for which I am always left wondering, "Doesn't cutie pie Kourtney
Kardashian know she could totally do better than this guy?"
If there's any doubt, I present you five reasons Disick misses the Father of the Year mark by miles and miles.
1. He's irresponsible
I have to assume Scott has
designed this villainous persona for himself. Why else would anyone in the
world, particularly the father of a newborn, drink himself to stumble-down oblivion
at 11 a.m. and for all the world to see? For anyone in the real word, this kind of repeated
dereliction is cause for divorce and, quite possibly, losing your kids. Two ideas that I hope gain traction.
every sentence coming out of this dad's mouth belittles the mother of his children.
Again, I implore you, Kourtney K.: Kick him out for good. What would he do if
he didn't have the Kardashian platform? Ummm, maybe change his life? (Or, I
shudder to think, get his own show?) But no. K.K. takes him back time and time
3. The sound of his own children gives this guy anxiety
completely unable to handle the smallest crack in the road. So why the hell is
he donating his sperm to K.K. to have kids? Scott, parenthood is hhhaaaarrrdddd, I know. So don't continue to have drunk sex if
the result is going to throw you off your rocker so often and so dramatically. Your lack
of control, stability and dedication to your children is soul-crushing.
4. His sense of entitlement is laughable
thinks the world owes him everything by doing nothing. I've known guys like him
my entire life. They look good and, therefore, use it as a tool to prey on wealthy girls. Because he has blessed a girl with his attention and wit, he
deserves, what, a free ride for the rest of his life? What does this guy do
again? Sell tanning products?
Somehow Disick is not held to the same standards
of good dad, good husband, good father or good friend, as the rest of us. Why
has this guy not been drawn and quartered already? Because his appalling implosions
and explosions create such good ratings?