Being a mother is an incredibly rewarding experience, but let's not pretend that there isn't scarcity involved as well because there totally is. To make my point, check out these nine things that moms can never get enough of.
Seriously, can anyone other than the mom of the house replace the dang roll of toilet paper?
It's like a rule or something that once you have kids you never again get a full and restful night's sleep. Is it any wonder that when we wake up, we're a tad on the something-that-rhymes-with-witchy side?
Oh sure, the kids will come and tell you that they're bored, but when you pull out some cleaning supplies and ask them for help, they react like you've turned into la llorona.
6. Quiet time
Kids only have one volume and it's always set at LOUD! Ask them to use their "inside" voice and they just don't get it.
7. Adult entertainment
I'm not talkin' about the dirty kind of entertainment, I'm just talkin' about some fun that doesn't involve a bouncy house or a carousel.
"My kid hugs me too much," said no mom EVER!
Every mom is a sucker for her kid's kisses. Kids know about this weakness and exploit it at bedtime so they can stay up a little later and we fall for it every time 'cause how you gonna say no to your cutie's besitos?