I will finish this horribly written, mediocre erotica novel. I WILL FINISH IT. I cannot possibly make it through the trilogy, but I feel some sense of obligation to just be done with the breath-hitching and inner-goddess-in-lotus-position-ing once and for all—it is part of the cultural zeitgeist after all. Then I can go back to the really compelling, deliciously written erotica.
-Jessica Ashley, mom.me contributor
To buy: Fifty Shades of Grey by E L James, $13
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