"Deadpool" star Ryan Reynolds isn't just handsome, talented and married to one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, he's also a father of two who makes hilariously keen parenting observations on Twitter that simultaneously has fans (especially fellow parents) both cringing and laughing along with him.
Below is a collection of Reynolds' funniest tweets that prove he's not just winning at fatherhood, but also has an appropriately twisted sense of humor to go along with it. Grab your glass of wine and read on.
Warning: He's not afraid to drop the occasional F-bomb.
What father doesn't lament over their lost innocence when wishing their child a happy birthday? Anyone? Bueller?
Don't we all wish Ryan Reynolds was our hot, inappropriate, social-media-using dad? The Lively-Reynolds kids are lucky, indeed. (Even in 10 years, when they can read this and feel the burning heat of parental humiliation.)