Your home is your life. If your house is a mess, that reflects negatively on you as a woman. After centuries of the patriarchy, frankly, I'm surprised you didn't know that by now.
So get your act together by spring cleaning your home. Here are some very helpful tips for you to take your garbage home and turn it into something that will trap you with its expectations and thankless drudgery until you die and/or escape to the desert and sell meth.
Go through boxes and make sure decorations are put away exactly the way you want to pull them out each season. "Sometimes, in the rush of our days, we just take down decorations and throw them into a container, leaving a mess to deal with next fall," says green-cleaning expert Leslie Reichert. "Instead, take a few extra minutes and organize things as you put them away (or, in this case, re-organize). Think of the time and frustration you'll avoid come the next holiday!"