Your home is your life. If your house is a mess, that
reflects negatively on you as a woman. After centuries of the patriarchy,
frankly, I'm surprised you didn't know that by now.
So get your act together by
spring cleaning your home. Here are some very helpful tips for you to take your
garbage home and turn it into something that will trap you with its
expectations and thankless drudgery until you die and/or escape to the desert
and sell meth.