In case you don’t know what I’m talking about, it’s
simple. She has an eyebrow that’s a
little too bushy. It goes across her
whole head and looks like a single
eyebrow. I do need to note, however, it’s really
not bad. And the fact is she’s adorable
with or without it.
We were at the beach with our friends and she mentioned, or
actually she wondered, “How young is
too young to wax that eyebrow?”
My first thought was, “Holy crap. She’s not even five yet. She’s so cute. You don’t need to wax her eyebrow.”
But my second thought was, “Well, she’s kind of got a unibrow, so maybe she should wax it.”
Then we got into the discussion.
So I ask you, how young is too young?
I’ve seen babies with earrings. And
with all due respect to anyone who is reading this with babies with earrings…
WHY THE EFF ARE YOU PUTTING EARRINGS ON YOUR BABY?! Yet as silly and nonsensical I think you are for putting
earrings on your baby, I don’t think you’re wrong
or bad parent.
I also think kids are cruel and shitty. They often take after their parents who are
also cruel and shitty. So perhaps fixing
those eyebrows will save this awesome kid from some cruel and shitty behavior.