Psh to all four-star hotels. This is my new favorite T-shirt ever. GET IT, YOU GUYS! BECAUSE THERE ARE 5 BILLION STARS IN THE SKY AND THE EARTH IS LITERALLY A 5-BILLION-STAR HOTEL FOR LIFE!!!??? So good.
I'm being followed by a moon T-shirt, moon T-shirt moon T-shirt. I'm borrowing this shirt from Archer for sure. That's the great thing about having older kids. You get to SHARE T-SHIRTS AND SHOES AND JEANS AND COOL SOCKS AND SWEATSHIRTS AND AND AND ...
Archer's school mascot just happens to be a unicorn so this shirt was an obvious choice. But I'm also going to assume it's an obvious choice for many/most people, because who doesn't feel spiritually connected to the unicorn? Exactly.