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12 Days of Handsome Christmas

’Tis the season for crackling fires, spicy cider and celebrating with friends. Before you know it you are replacing your regular Pandora stations with “Charlie Brown Christmas” and discovering Mariah Carey is somehow palatable when singing about the holidays.

This year, as I envisioned having some girlfriends over for signature beverages and caroling, I dreamed a dream of Christmas carols for the festive handsomeness lovers of the world. Poultry and pipers? No thanks. Here’s my Christmas list—how does yours compare?

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On the first day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

A secret date with Clooney.

On the second day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the third day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the fourth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the fifth day of Chrismas my best friend gave to me:

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the sixth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Six Henry Cavills,

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the seventh day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Seven Andrew Lincolns,

Six Henry Cavills,

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christan Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the eighth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Eight Channing Tatums,

Seven Andrew Lincolns,

Six Henry Cavills,

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the ninth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Nine Suraj Sharmas,

Eight Channing Tatums,

Seven Andrew Lincolns,

Six Henry Cavills,

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the tenth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Ten Jason Momoas,

Nine Suraj Sharmas,

Eight Channing Tatums,

Seven Andrew Lincolns,

Six Henry Cavills,

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Eleven Charlie Hunnams,

Ten Jason Momoas,

Nine Suraj Sharmas,

Eight Channing Tatums,

Seven Andrew Lincolns,

Six Henry Cavills,

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas my best friend gave to me:

Twelve Cumberbatches

Eleven Charlie Hunnams

Ten Jason Momoas,

Nine Suraj Sharmas,

Eight Channing Tatums,

Seven Andrew Lincolns,

Six Henry Cavills,

Five Manganiellos,

Four Christian Bales,

Three Jean DuJardins,

Two Taye Diggs

And a secret date with Clooney.

Image via Daily Hot Guy

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