Have you ever bought a Valentine’s Day card for a teen? It’s almost impossible, what with all the corny sayings about loving each other and so many words about “life journeys.” Everyone knows the way to a teen’s heart is with a healthy dose of sarcasm, a pack of gum and maybe a fart joke or two.
That’s why I decided to make my own. I left out the fart jokes since my girls don’t appreciate them, but I’m going to splurge for a pack of Trident or two to accompany their cards. After all, I’m not completely heartless.