Like family, you don't get to pick your neighbors. They're just the people you wind up living next to. The luckiest of us become lifelong friends. The unluckiest? Their unneighborly low point winds up on the news.
Colorado mom Cathy Budde started finding human waste on her lawn, but couldn't figure out where it was coming from. Her kids decided on a stakeout and caught a jogger mid-squat. Even after that, the woman returned several times—with a handful of napkins but no bags to pick up after herself. Budde eventually went to the police. No arrests were ever made.
However, there's been no more pooping. For now.