How long does it take to get your kids to bed? We're talking about all the coaxing, bargaining, bedtime stories, baths and so on.
Jerry Seinfeld appeared on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon this week and spoke about how ridiculous his kids' nighttime routine is.
He says it's like a "royal coronation jubilee centennial of rinsing and plaque and dental appliances" and our personal favorite, "the stuffed animal semicircle of emotional support" (been there). He then goes on to ask Fallon, "You know what my bedtime story was when I was a kid? ... DARKNESS."
Just watch for more of his hilarious thoughts on parenting (starting at 3:50)!