Ladies and gentlemen: Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, please stop immediately and give the floor to a little 3-year-old by the name of Cleo. We promise, you will not be disappointed.
It seems Cleo has a few words to share with a couple that is very near and dear to her heart, Bobby and Lindsey, who are about to make a beautiful, life-changing commitment to each other — they're getting married! And while Cleo may only be 3 and all, even she knows this is big stuff. Which is why her words of wisdom and well-wishes for the future are not spoken lightly, but are delivered with the utmost conviction that only a well-traveled, confident toddler could give.
"Good luck, Lindsey and Bobby," Cleo starts. "I love you so much. I hope you have a good wedding. I know you will. I hope you have a good life, and I hope you will like each other and I hope you have a good baby with your life ... and I hope you won't feel scared when you die because I love you so much."
Well put, Cleo. Well put.
If you're loving this little toddler's hilarity as much as we are, here's another dose of Cleo for you. In a video taken just a few weeks ago, Cleo explains that her body just "can't hold the goodness" any longer and that her urge to misbehave is now taking over. Watch out, world!