In honor of Amy Poehler's 43rd birthday today, we have an awesome video from her "Saturday Night Live" days.
"There's a serious problem afflicting a generation of women," an equally serious voice intones in this video from "SNL."
It's a problem that will only get worse with age, he continues. So what is this horrific affliction?
"Really cool lower-back tattoos," he says.
Amy Poehler, the hilarious mom and former "SNL" cast member, stars as the "Juicy"-imprinted mom in question—a quintessential suburban mother with two wholesome little boys and a flash of ink just above her waistline.
Admittedly, it used to be cool, but—well, "now look at you," the tattoo-removal doctor (aka former "SNL" star Chris Parnell) says.
The best line?
"Face it: You're not young any more," he says. "You're not even close."
Enter Dr. Turlington's Lower-Back Tattoo Remover—and our sense of humor.
After all, how many of us have been guilty of regretting something we did in our younger days?