Little Amalah Cross has only been in this world for three weeks now. But already, her dad La Guardia has learned so much. And lucky for other new dads out there, the Florida native is willing to share a few tricks of the trade.
In his latest YouTube upload, entitled "The New Father Chronicles," La Guardia takes other papas through the secret language of babies and how to detect the subtle differences between "I just pooped" and "FEED ME NOW." (Spoiler alert: It's nearly impossible!) He also covers the mind-boggling cost of formula, and how important it is to have family around when you're struggling through those first chaotic weeks of parenthood.
The musician also summed up this whole fatherhood thing in the Huffington Post, writing: "My little girl can scream louder than a siren, formula is expensive, and I'm still loving the journey."
Watch the hilarious clip below.
Want more where that came from? "The New Father Chronicles" is set to be a Web series, so keep checking La Guardia's YouTube page for future episodes.