And it's in a way that has nothing to do with presidents-elect and their favorite form of policy discussions.
No, the Tweet storm in question is thanks to a
post from Bob Velcro which depicted the
genital phase of psychosexual development on his daughter's toy horse. Thanks to a Canadian toy company, kids
can finally get a glimpse of what Mr. Ed was packing all along.
Battat, the toy company that (reportedly)
branded the belly of the beast, has been designing and marketing high-quality
toys for more than 40 years and, from the looks of their
website, they stand behind their vision.
"Our toy brands have always had
educational value. Whether didactic or nurturing, they invite kids into a world
where the imagination forms the foundation for learning in creative, fun, and
It didn't take
long before @atbobb's tweet took a viral plunge toward the dark side of the
barnyard. As expected, anyone with an inkling of comedic timing on Twitter threw in their 2 cents via 140 characters or less—including
the man who started it all.
isn’t the only four-legged creature packing a little heat (no pun). What about Grandma's Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Or any other
wildlife that reproduces for that matter. Yesterday, The
Huffington Post released these images of a toy giraffe and lion with their
own set of private parts. It’s starting to feel a bit like Jurassic Pork up in
No one could
have predicted that a single tweet about horse wood (or plood, in this case)
would turn into back-breeding banter that reached as far away as Singapore, but
it did and it certainly didn’t take long.
Though we have
reached out to Battat for response, it is still unclear whether the phallic
symbol is genuine or if the original toy was hijacked and altered by an actual horse’s
ass. In a world of anatomically correct
farm animals, perhaps some things are
better left unknown.