If your fantasies were cruelly dashed when gorgeous Channing Tatum got hitched, read this and weep: The 33-year-old hunk and his wife, actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum (from Lifetime's Witches of East End) have just welcomed their first child, a girl. The deets on her exact birth date and name aren't available yet (we vote for "Hunkette"), but one thing's certain: She's going to have one way-indulgent dad. Channing freely admits he's a novice to diaper duty, and recently told a reporter, "“I don’t have friends who have kids, so it’s going to be an interesting experience to learn how to change a diaper. I hope I don’t have any problems where the diaper falls off and the baby poops on the ground.” Okay then, we'll be sure that if we're lucky enough to run into you guys, we'll walk waaaaaaay behind you. Waaaay behind.
Dad's already back at work—a few days after the birth, he returned to the set of his current film, Jupiter Ascending. Mom Jenna is relaxing (well, for the few hours a day the baby lets her) at their London apartment with their pet dogs. Soon enough, though, the happy family will be reunited: Jupiter's production will move to Chicago and Jenna and their mini-me will camp out with dad there.