There are no shortage
of annoying questions and comments when you're trying to get pregnant. Here are
some of the sarcastic things you're thinking to yourself (but probably shouldn't say aloud):
So what's new with you guys…Any plans to have children?
What's new is that question… after five years of marriage we've never heard that before! Actually, we never really got married. That was just a sham ceremony for my mother.
Gosh, we're sooooo busy. We have so many plans. On Monday we're going to the ballet. On Tuesday to the opera. Wednesday morning I have to go to the post office to order more stamps. After that, maybe I'll go to the dentist and get a root canal.. .and hey, where are you going? We were talking!
Are you even trying to get pregnant?
What do you mean by "trying?" You mean kissing, right?
Yes, it's very trying. S/he's really getting on my nerves lately.
With him? No, but my office lover is amazing in bed.