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Bedtime With a Toddler, Told in Gifs

All day, this is me watching my toddler.

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So, when 7:30 p.m. finally rolls around, I'm super excited.


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But there is just one thing that stands between me and some quality time with my bae whiskey: Bedtime.

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Bedtime ...

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Bedtime wouldn't be so hard except that whenever my toddler is sleepy ...

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And I say, "Hey, let's brush teeth!" My toddler suddenly is ready to fight.

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It doesn't matter how stealthy I am. If I say, "Hey, let's read books!" The reaction is always the same.

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And this is how it is the whole time.

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And I need the booze...

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But I can't have the booze, because I'm wrestling a 26-pound ball of terror determined to pee on the floor or die trying.

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You can't reason with him, because he knows how bad you want this.

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And it never ends. Even after he is in bed, he just sits and yells, "Mommy! Mooom!" And, I'm all, "GO TO SLEEP! JUST DO IT!"

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But it's always worth it, because eventually the sleep comes.

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And so does the whiskey.

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And then, I go peek at him and he's so cute. I miss him.

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