All day, this is me watching my toddler.
So, when 7:30 p.m. finally rolls around, I'm super excited.
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But there is just one thing that stands between me and some quality time with my bae whiskey: Bedtime.
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Bedtime wouldn't be so hard except that whenever my toddler is sleepy ...
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And I say, "Hey, let's brush teeth!" My toddler suddenly is ready to fight.
It doesn't matter how stealthy I am. If I say, "Hey, let's read books!" The reaction is always the same.
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And this is how it is the whole time.
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And I need the booze...
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But I can't have the booze, because I'm wrestling a 26-pound ball of terror determined to pee on the floor or die trying.
You can't reason with him, because he knows how bad you want this.
And it never ends. Even after he is in bed, he just sits and yells, "Mommy! Mooom!" And, I'm all, "GO TO SLEEP! JUST DO IT!"
But it's always worth it, because eventually the sleep comes.
And so does the whiskey.
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And then, I go peek at him and he's so cute. I miss him.
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